Absurd sms Messages

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye.
i don't scream, i don't cry.
i thank the lord that cow's can't fly!

Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't…

I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan,
when I pull the triger, I kill a fucking nigger.
I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet

I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids.

Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert…