Absurd sms Messages

Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside …

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying.
If u were a bird I'd ride u flying.
And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten.

DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?

Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly.